I'm Ryan, I'm 22, I'm from New York, and if you're going to ask me if the cough syrup post was serious then
I'm going to mail your parents a letter telling them that you're a disappointment.


JULIE: "For the first time in the history of Big Brother, there will not be 2 nominees every week..."
DAVID: "..."



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stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

alexvaused:

what if we all think that bbcan3’s going to be absolutely amazing because bbcan2 was but it ends up being worse than bb16. that would fuck me up

um………. what do you mean the “L” in “LGBTQIA” doesn’t stand for aLly…..????

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

*searches for Abe Lincoln’s In My Wheatgrass lyric videos on youtube*

weloveshortvideos:

"Lyrics don’t have to make sense as long as there’s a drop"

officialjeffgoldblum:

Straight Guy Brought To Tears Upon Learning LGBT People Are Not Only People, But Also Exist

yungterra:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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tobewitchthemind:

I have a lot of trouble posting body shots because I’m super self-conscious.

to be fair tho not all my pre-season stuff was dead on like I thought Derrick was gonna be a flop and that Jocasta was gonna be a comp beast lmao

UMM….

"I can’t see Frankie, with his personality the way that it is, ending up in the finale. I have a feeling that his personality will either be too strong in the beginning, resulting in him having an early eviction (weeks 2 or 3), OR that his personality will put him in TOO good with everyone, to the point where he’s taken out around final 5."

I LITERALLY CALLED FRANKIE’S EXACT EVICTION SPOT IM SCREAMING IM KIND OF A LITTLE BIT AFRAID OF MYSELF RIGHT NOW WHAT ARE THESE POWERS I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED WITHIN MYSELF

I HAVENT LOOKED AT THIS PRE-SEASON STUFF SINCE I WROTE IT OH MY GOD

Looking back on what I wrote for each houseguest pre-season during bb16 and realizing how dead on I got a LOT of the houseguests

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If I do ever get on Big Brother it’ll be such a weird self-fulfilling prophecy because in my senior year of high school I didn’t watch any reality TV basically at all and was super shy and quiet and yet for some reason I got voted most likely to be on a reality show. And our school had a pretty large amount of people in it as well.

Why Lana never released Hollywood’s Dead, Serial Killer, Never Let Me Go, Paradise, and Paris is absolutely beyond me.