alexleefitz replied to your post: It sucks because I really want to watch Sherlock…

Be like me and watch them quietly and keep your opinions to yourself and never share them online because you’ll attract them

That’s what I’m gonna end up doing. It just sucks because my favorite thing about watching TV is talking about it with friends afterwards. (For example, I love when people start watching Buffy because then I get to go on my rant about the similarities between season 2 and season 5 and how it’s the perfect set-up to show just how much Buffy has changed since then.) Which is why I have a personal vendetta against fandoms. Because it’s so much fucking harder to get a friend to watch a show that has a vehement fanbase. One time I told my best friend that I started watching Doctor Who and she looked genuinely worried.

theweirdostheoddballsandme replied to your post: It sucks because I really want to watch Sherlock…

I thought you did watch DW

I did watch it up until Let’s Kill Hitler. And then I fell out of love with it half because of what was happening to the plot/characters and half because of the fandom. 

To be fair, I’m trying really hard to get back into it. But being on tumblr and constantly being surrounded by posts getting hijacked by the fandom just puts me off completely. Don’t get me wrong, the Doctor Who fandom isn’t nearly as bad with that as Supernatural is. But it’s still pretty scary.

It’s just one of those shows, ya know? Where you feel like you have to apologize to people for being a fan of it. Like whenever I tell people I like Lady Gaga I have to preface it with, “BUT I’M NOT ONE OF THOSE FANS.”

Why do fandoms have to ruin my life by making me say extra things

It sucks because I really want to watch Sherlock but I also really don’t want to have any connection to the Sherlock fandom.

My favorite new thing to say to anti-gay bible thumpers: “Maybe try reading a less hate-filled book. Like Mein Kampf.”

kevinthewolf replied to your post: damonfae replied to your post: (: There’s a giant…

What? No, it’s a mosquito ya butt. Either that or you’re getting superpowers

No, mosquito bites are itchy. And they’re more bitey. This is more like someone injected venom into me and then laughed about it.

Which sounds like something a spider would do.

alexleefitz replied to your post: I just murdered a spider in the name of revenge.

yo what if that was morrigan wow

Morrigan has better things to do than hang out on my venetian blinds like a creep. Better things like doing my wardens. All of them.

I just murdered a spider in the name of revenge. 

Ryan’s autobiography

Chapter 1: Why did I think it would be a good idea to google my symptoms

Chapter 2: dealing with self-diagnosed cancer.

damonfae replied to your post: (: There’s a giant bump on my neck so that means…

spider darling.

UGH. It doesn’t itch and it doesn’t hurt, but it’s so inconvenient. There’s also two more bites all in a row. So, what the hell? Did the spider just walk across my face biting me? They’re literally in a straight line. So that spider was sober af.

ew ew ew you know when you grab AROUND a bug bite and you can like feel the part of the bite that’s inside of your body? ew

(: There’s a giant bump on my neck so that means either a spider bit me or I’m dying :)