Thursday, April 17, 2014

this is in a read more ‘cause it’s about a penis

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Kenny’s nudes <333


real sabrina fans? real rachelle fans???


(Source: rodenn)


well i ran out of 25 macbook pros and DSLR cameras during my last give  away haha but i got something new now. we got ten brand new helicopters the other day and i’m giving one away to one of my followers at the end of this week. someone will get a new in shrinkwrap bell oh-58 helicopter but you gotta do the paper work yourself 

I just did the math (because I didn’t keep track at the time) and I apparently had a 13 game win-streak yesterday in Hearthstone. Went from the beginning of rank 20 to the beginning of rank 13 in a couple of hours. That is the best I have ever done in a short period of time hahaha.

And then of course I started off today by immediately losing three games.


It’s a metaphor


It’s a metaphor


thats not a knife….


The most requested item combo in rebirth i get is… moms knife + XYZ. so this week i want to show you my knife… + moms eye…


but what happens if you get lokis horns!?


but what if i get triple shot + the tiny planet + my reflection too!?!!?



Holy crap I am so beyond excited for this game.


"guess since im a white man im not allowed to have opinions"

your opinions have shaped the world we live in today not being catered to for 83.9 seconds will not fuckin kill you

(Source: merryblackgirl)

I’m rewatching bb12 for the first time ever and it is sO WEIRD WATCHING THEM ALL MEET FOR THE FIRST TIME LIKE


"I’m Rachel, nice to meet you."

It always weirds me out so much to think about BB6 when Janelle was on the block week 2 or BB12 when Rachel was on the block week one. Like, imagine if they had been voted out then? We wouldn’t have these amazing players. And then, on top of that, think of how many people went home week one or two that, if they’d stayed, would be big brother royalty right now.

So effing weird. Like I just can’t imagine a Big Brother world without Janelle or Rachel, but it so easily could’ve happened. 

My sister is gonna be so pissed in like ten minutes

My sister is gonna be so pissed in like ten minutes


Guy asked if I’d met his brother and I was like ‘yes you introduced him to me when we played basketball with him!’ And guy was like ‘wow small world’ completely seriously and I couldn’t stop laughing its not a small world if you INTRODUCE someone to another person

If you're going to ask if the cough syrup post was a joke I am going to respond by sending your parents a note telling them what a huge disappointment you are.