also um excuse me

2010 ryan subtweeting 2014 ryan when i’m too lazy to cut my hair ??????

wh othe fuyck do you think you are you littel JERK

I crack up every single time I remember that the first incarnation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer was literally titled “Rhonda the Immortal Waitress”

Anonymous asked:

What article may I ask?

I don’t have the link but maybe someone can provide it in the notes? But it was basically some family talking about how rude Ariana was to their kids after they won a contest to get to meet her.

lesbipoet13:

adeathwaltz:

Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS. 

Gay people literally act like dogs when they see other dogs.