March 2012
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YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE! The 20th GIF is what you do...
teoigobien:
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alexalexalexalex:
This couldn’t have been any more perfect.
I drink and judge the fire. lol
Well this is accurate.
Fire is so annoying.
Yup.
Watcheveryones calling her ungrateful but tbqh put yourself in her shoes
her mom ruined her life have some compassion
and what’s disgusting is her mom doesn’t even seem sorry about it she’s acting like she’s right ugh what has society come to this poor girl :\
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miiiked replied to your video: Literally me right now.
Now?
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The thing about Draw Something is that there’s only so many words in their database…
and I’ve played/drawn pretty much all of them already because I’m a maniac with about 23 games running at once.
The best part about ab workouts is that I can totally play Draw Something while doing planks. (I refuse to say planking.)
Thank you for existing planks, you wonderful, wonderful exercise.
Nudes if this gets 8,000,000,000 notes
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miiiked:
Annnd go.
Who wants to see that nude?
guise i wuz gonna post nudez but chris hurt my feelins now i cant :((((((((((((((
this is an exampel of intarnet cyber bullying :/ :\ :/\/\/\
if you no anyone who has ever been internat cyber bullied or have ever been intarnat cyber ballied yourself ples reblog this lets make this the most rebloged picture...
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miiiked replied to your post: Okay, sorry bout that guys. I just really had to…
You should probably just delete your tumblr now.
(omg I’ve wanted to use that gif as a response for so long thank you mike thank you so much :’) <3)
Oh and also
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Okay, sorry bout that guys. I just really had to get that out of my system (peh heh heh) because I was kind of freaking out a little bit. But now I’m calm.
Totally not dying. Because I also realized that if this were a life threatening thing I probably would’ve shown signs of dying a couple of years ago. By being dead. Because the symptoms for one possible and very curable thing...
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Aw, remember when Rick Perry was a thing? that was cute.
iamneuroticashell:
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juchepresident:
i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
someone should get him a magic conch shell
No, we should go “Lord of the Flies” on his ass and only the person holding the conch shell can speak, and we will never, ever let him hold it.
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the-mad-professor replied to your post: How does one meet gay people? I need to do…
with enough chloroform and rope anyone can be gay.
^ That’s you winning because you won.
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One time, on my private sex blog (NO GURLZ ALLOW’D), I got an ask from some guy that was verbatim “hey you’re so so so so hot!!! what would you do to me if i was there”
BITCH THIS AINT NO PHONE SEX OPERATION WHO DOES YOU THINK I IS
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I just want a friend that I can casually make out with while watching Real Housewives and 30 Rock interchangeably *sigh*
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How does one meet gay people? I need to do that. Oh, also I don’t dance. So clubs are essentially out. And I already know and am not fond of the majority of gays in community theater.
So where can I possibly go to meet these people? Huh. This is a pickle.
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fugrats:
at school im always like “wow i hate everyone in this class”
and someone always has to be like
“wow what about me??? :(((“
and im always like “oh haha except you!”
but i still hate them ugh
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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There is no food in this house :|
abaldwin360:
I hope Rick Santorum has a computer game he really likes that one day starts crashing as soon as he loads it and everything tech support tells him to try doesn’t work.
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies
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February 2012
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alexleefitz replied to your post: alexleefitz replied to your post: I am in love…
Dude…his tapings and Colbert’s tapings are FREE.
LET’S GO RIGHT NOW.
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alexleefitz replied to your post: I am in love with Jon Stewart. Literally his…
You should have went with me to see the Daily Show get taped. It was fun and Jon is tiny in person. And cannot do a push up for his life.
How much was it? And I love when I see celebrities in person. They’re always the size peanuts.
I am in love with Jon Stewart. Literally his entire SNL opening monologue was one giant “…Why are we denying gay people rights?” bit.
ily
ily and your face Jon.
Saturday Night Live circa 2002 and homemade nachos.
AND I DID GO TO THERE
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alexleefitz replied to your post: I really wish Broadway would focus less on making…
Community the Musical. Go.