January 2012
Omg Kathy making fun of Anderson for doing the Spiderman thing HAHAHAHA THANK YOU WE WERE ALL THINKING IT
Jan 1st
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Don’t be ashamed of your past and it won’t fight your future.
Jan 1st
December 2011
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vanitieswhore replied to your post: Okay you know what? Fuck this. I can’t do the… you’re such a fucking liar, ryan i am morally corrupt 
Dec 31st
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Okay you know what? Fuck this. I can’t do the advice video because I keep trying and everything I say is only funny when it’s on paper. So I’m, instead, going to just write up my answers to the advice questions. That way it’ll be 20x funnier. AND I’m going to do the 12 day vlog challenge thing so that you have 12 videos instead of 1 so you can’t even complain...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they...”
– Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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WatchWatch
tyleroakley: Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. I’ve seen this before omfgomfg
Dec 31st
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Internet debates are to me what getting black out drunk is to other people. I always immediately regret it and feel gross and sick and barely even remember what happened. And even though it was technically alright for me to do it, I know that I would’ve been better off having not. And even though I know that it’s bad for me, I’m still going to do it in the future.
Dec 31st
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If you believe in the Illuminati, you’re an idiot. That’s just a fact.
Dec 31st
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davidgayferris replied to your post: Yeah, youtube arguments are like my thing. speaking of youtube. i love your personality and weartshirt.com video was amazing! with a Z! so can you maybe make more please … thanks Thank you! Well, someone demanded a video the other day. So I’m going to be doing that. And I was thinking of doing maybe one of those dumb vlog challenge things. Ugh....
Dec 31st
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Omg he just brought the illuminati into this
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Yeah, youtube arguments are like my thing.
Dec 31st
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“Your argument is weak and contradicting… OH, that’s right, you’re 19. How I wish I could be so naive again……” Oh, right. Because I forgot how brilliantly structured your opening statement was. Oh, by the way? This is about Miley Cyrus. Yeah. He’s a 26 year old on a Miley Cyrus video, calling me immature because I disagreed with his view that...
Dec 31st
Navi is like that friend that you hate and constantly complain about but then if anyone ever tries to replace her you’re like NO FUCK YOU NAVI IS THE ONLY FAIRY
Dec 31st
Omg it’s my first boss battle in Skyward Sword and I’m like having an anxiety attack I’m too nervous someone else fight the boss for me 
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: Is Mike your boyfriend?
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: Make a sessy vid saying sessy things about the sessy guy named Mike that you know. Signed, Not-Mike
Dec 31st
Anonymous asked: where's your video :( :( :(
Dec 31st
thegits: Alive in the Superunknown: “Forever alone”, “reblog if you won’t have a New Year’s kiss”, “and here we have this deformed potato”, etc. piss me…   Since when is it a thing that you have to kiss someone on New Years? That New Years Eve movie is a rip-off of that Valentine’s Day movie, which is a rip-off of Love, Actually. Back on...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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WatchWatch
whorepride: i just can’t get over it The best part, just like with MirandaSings, is going through and seeing how many people actually think this guy is for real. Oh people. So oblivious hahaha.
Dec 30th
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operator: 911 emergency what seems to be the problem
me: ther... there's someones in the house
operator: who is in the house sir
me: .......C...ory........
operator: .......
me: please help me
Dec 30th
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interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Yesterday two people got to my blog by searching “Rebecca Black porn.” Oh.
Dec 30th
My FAQ is hilarious. →
Shut up and read it.
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: Put it in your FAQ :)
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: Why did you decide to take a year off? What have you been doing?
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: Are you in University?
Dec 30th
wait never mind I totally know why I feel like this. I was just writing sad dialogue for a character and I was getting really into it lolololl DAS WHY!
Dec 30th
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I have that “I’ve been crying for two hours and finally stopped” feeling but like… I haven’t been. Like I haven’t cried at all or even been upset so like what???
Dec 30th
Dec 30th
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I'm not sure why it's 'taboo'
follow-the-music: I like skinnier girls.  why is this a problem? It’s a problem because people are idiots. It works the same way reverse-racism/reverse-homophobia works. Black people should not be able to hate on white people simply because they’re white, because that’s still racism. Gay people should not be able to hate on straight people simply because they’re...
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: my creys
Dec 30th
Anonymous asked: where's your advice video? i'm fucking waiting waiting <3
Dec 30th
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Anonymous asked: just say you have to go have secks with a pigeon or something and sign off.
Dec 30th
if you didn’t think danny phantom was hot, you’re lying to yourself and need to rethink your choices in life
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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godspeedtoyou: those pictures of disney pincesses/princes with tattoos and piercings and shit edited on them and then everyone is like “OMG WANT!!!1” Stop.
Dec 29th
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haylsski replied to your post: I’m kind of an idiot Ryannnn, this made my life haha p.s next time Grace has a show I WANT TO SEE HER WITH YOU! :) Well I mean that’s next week on Wednesday because she performs errry Wednesday for free sooo… LEGGO! Also this week was even better because like 75% of their improv team was in Texas for some reason, so there was only Grace and two...
Dec 29th