Ryan C. Robert

Jun 04

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

(via waitdude)

Jensen Ackles Tongue Pornspam

hesmybrother:

oneperfecttear:

sexydean74:

jamesjensenbitch:

PLEASE do a porn movie Jensen!!!

(that’ll never happen)

OH GOD YESSSSS…..PLEASE!!!!!

I would like to put that places

(via spaceishere)

neekcreep:

partylikeaprostitute:

Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse’s cameo in The Little Mermaid

Proof kingdom hearts actually happened

neekcreep:

partylikeaprostitute:

Goofy, Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse’s cameo in The Little Mermaid

Proof kingdom hearts actually happened

(via thorgwanteat)

Jun 03

Have you ever noticed

fartwithheadphoneson:

that the level to which you’ll push someone else to do something coincides with how far you’d push yourself in the same situation?

You go skydiving and then find yourself telling people “you have to do it!”
You quit a job you hate and suddenly you’re encouraging your friends to do the same.
You jump into the freezing cold water first and then say, “Get in! It’s not so bad, you get used to it fast!”

But this also works in reverse.

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This couldn’t have been posted at a more perfect time. Honestly made me feel so much better.

(Source: galifianafuck, via seansterr)

follow-the-music:

where did a fish get a balloon?

follow-the-music:

where did a fish get a balloon?

polygonal-lasso replied to your photo: Free gay porn sites are so funny sometimes.

Also, I believe you can find full episodes of Glee on there.

A typical day on that site tends to go [BAREBACKING] [BAREBACKING] [BAREBACKING] [MADONNA VIDEO] [BAREBACKING]

Free gay porn sites are so funny sometimes.

Free gay porn sites are so funny sometimes.

Jun 02

hunter parrish looks so dreamy in HD <3 thx u netflix for such good quality !!!

hunter parrish looks so dreamy in HD <3 thx u netflix for such good quality !!!

wow the HD on netflix sure looks great (:

wow the HD on netflix sure looks great (:

dime-inmepants:

meanwhile in 2006

dime-inmepants:

meanwhile in 2006

There’s this kid that I went on a date with a few months ago and he constantly posts videos of himself doing psychic readings on facebook. And they almost always go exactly like this:

Him: was your mom’s favorite color blue

Person: no

Him: was it red

Person: no

Him: was it yellow

Person: no

Him: was it green

Some Other Person in the Room: um my mom’s favorite color is green

Him: ok that’s what the ghosts are telling me i was wondering why i was seeing the color green

[video]

[video]

(Source: epic4chan, via teoigobien)