I was watching Safety Not Guaranteed before and about an hour into it I’m thinking it’s probably going to be my new favorite movie. And then I realize there’s 25 minutes left so I’m all, “Oh, great. Now something’s gonna happen in the next 25 minutes to make me hate it.”
Not even 2 minutes later Aubrey Plaza knocks on someone’s door and who fucking opens it? Who? KRISTEN BELL.
I actually cried. I cried in real life, you guys. And it’s not like anything happened in the movie. I cried strictly because Kristen Bell showed up. Which means three things: 1. I have a new favorite movie. 2. I’m certifiably insane. And 3. Kristen Bell is my sloth. Because I got overwhelmed at the fact that she was joining the party and cried about it.