I really just want Katniss to yell out “FLOATERS YOU BETTER GRAB A LIFEVEST…
PEETA.” during the hunger games.
*fingers crossed*
OH MY GOD I’M CRYING
first episode of big brother season 6
when they’re doing that whole “I’M SO AND SO AND I’M GONNA *SWEEP* THIS COMPETITION” because they’re a maid or something
and omfg
they have one guy who’s muslim
and he just did the whole bowing and praying thing
and then he went
“I’m Kaysar and I REFUSE to bow down to the competition”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My red queen has finally gotten what she deserves: half a million dollars, and the title as one of the greatest Big Brother players of all time.
Maybe next time the floaters will remember to grab their fucking life vests.
I’m sorry, I know I said no more big brother posts. But this was just too absolutely perfect. I couldn’t not reblog it.
Okay this is my last big brother post of the year, I PROMISE.
I love Jordan to the ends of the earth. We all know that. But honestly, the stuff she was saying about Porsche in the finale really bugged me.
I mean, she kept getting mad at the way Porsche played the game when literally it was how Jordan won season 11.
Jordan rode the coattails of her alliance with Jeff all the way up until he was evicted. Then, once that happened, she started fighting hard for herself and eventually pulled through to the end.
Porsche rode the coattails of her alliance with Daniele all the way up until she was evicted. Then, once that happened, she started fighting hard for herself and eventually pulled through to the end.
Please explain to me how these situations are different, Jordan. The only difference is that Jordan had a better social game. Literally the only difference.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS AMERICA?
JEFF?
THE HOMOPHOBIC BULLY?
WINNING AMERICA’S FAVORITE?
YA OKAY.
oh my fucking god. Thank GOD Rachel won or I’d be so fucking pissed off right now. But I just can’t get over the high of her finally winning.
YES YES YES YES YES
OH MY GOD!
CONGRATU-FUCKING-LATIONS RACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!
No one has EVER deserved a win as much as she did. NO ONE!
“Next time I come back for all stars I’m winning this game”
HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH OKAY ADAM
LIKE YOU’D EVER BE ON AN ALL STAR SEASON
sorry but they don’t need a professional floater in all stars. And if any newbie from season 13 was gonna be in all stars, it’d either be Dominic, Porsche or Kalia. But probably Kalia. Because Rachel’s right. If she hadn’t gotten rid of Kalia, she probably would’ve won. Or she would’ve at least been in the final two with Rachel.
I don’t think Adam really understands that he had no chance in this game.
If he had gone up against Rachel? He would’ve lost.
If he had gone up against Porsche? He would’ve lost.
The only, and I repeat ONLY person he could’ve probably won against? Would be Shelly. Or, you know, Keith. That’s it.
At the end of the day, nobody’s going to vote for a floater who won like two competitions and refused to ever get his hands dirty.
If you want to win the game, you have to actually PLAY the game. Which Porsche did. She may have been a pawn to Daniele, but at least she worked. She was openly a target, and pulled herself out of the spotlight up to the final three. That’s not a floater. And furthermore, she didn’t float back to Rachel. RACHEL went back to HER when it was either her or Jordan getting evicted.
So bitch needs to get his information right.
Bye bye Adam
You wanna talk about floaters? You were the biggest fucking one. And Rachel took you out like the fierce bitch she is.
YOU GO GURL
AND YOU TOO PORSCHE<3
Annnnnd this season of Big Brother ends up NOT being a waste after all
Because now they’re going to fix the GIANT mistake made last season. Which was Rachel not winning. Girl DESERVES to go down in that hall of fame.
FUCK YES
FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES
GO RACHEL GO!!!!!! OH MY GOD YES!
I like jury member Brendon
he’s so much better than big brother player Brendon. He’s so happy-go-lucky and sweet. Like, no matter what anyone says, he never gets angry about it. If they were in the house, he’d be clawing and fighting about everything. But instead he’s taking all these jokes and just smiling and laughing. That makes me appreciate him SO much more.
And lord KNOWS I love Daniele, but I wish she’d wise up a little bit and realize that Rachel really does deserve to win. I mean, if Kalia can realize that, then why can’t she? And I don’t know why anyone is even TALKING about Adam winning. Because that would be a big brother catastrophe.
The big difference is that Daniele was joking about 90% of the things she said. And if you’re talking about her being proud of her alliance, then you’re wrong. Because if Jeff had sat there and said “You go Jordan!” no one would’ve jumped down his throat.
People just can’t seem to handle the fact that Daniele is actually level-headed. She straight up said to Jeff that Jordan would probably win the next HoH. She also said that she wanted Adam to be evicted when Brendon asked her who she wanted to see walk through the door. Not Rachel. Not Jordan. Not Jeff. Adam. Because she actually looks at the game in the big picture sense and can REALIZE what’s personal and what’s gameplay.
The reason people get pissed off at what Jeff says in the jury house, is because he actually takes the game really, really personally. And he sits there talking to people like he was SUPPOSED to win the $500,000 and they didn’t let him. He acts like someone else trying even the SLIGHTEST bit to win the money for themselves, was making some kind of personal attack on him and his family. Meanwhile everyone ELSE in the jury house is over it and are just enjoying themselves.
Point being: He’s a baby and Daniele is fabulous. Get over it.
(Source: bbconfessions)
if ever I lose faith in Rachel, all I need to do is look at this gif to remind myself how perfect she is.
SHE’S JUST AMAZING
Rachel was literally BORN to win the last HoH. She’s an expert at endurance AND quiz competitions. So I really just hope she can pull this one out.
And to all the people who don’t care, you only have ONE MORE WEEK of me posting Big Brother stuff that you don’t care about omg<3
But seriously Rachel needs to win. She has come WAY too far in the Big Brother world to go home a loser now.
I rooted for her last summer when the odds were against her the entire game, and I’m rooting for her now. As much as I love Daniele, I’m kind of really glad that things worked out the way that they did. Because Rachel deserves this win. Way more than anyone else in the house. And if she DOES win this last HoH, I’m pretty sure that’d be her 4th HoH win this summer and her 6th HoH win of all time. Which is pretty goddamn impressive.
